Just Waiting For The Bus
I Am Going To Pee On Everything You Love
Need to fire a mortar? There's an app for that.
Little do they know I'm behind them with an African sword!
As a person who works with pets, this happens far too often.
We had the pizza delivery guy tell us his deepest, darkest secret. He wrote this under the pizza.
One for the transporters..
Sorry, I couldn't resist